This just in from the world of ridiculous events: Daddy Yankee endorsed John McCain for president in Phoenix, Arizona over the weekend. Good Times in the US! After shuffling around a bit and botching an obvious attempt to make a joke about "Gasolina" and the price of gas ("It's called 'Gasolina' and boy is it profitable!"*), McCain introduces the "great American success story" Daddy Yankee to a bunch of kids in what may be one of the most awkward meet and greet sessions of the last century. We are going home for the day.
*Our prediction