See The List Of Rules For Kanye West’s Yeezy Season 3 Performers
“DO NOT ACT COOL.”
A document circulating on Snapchat and then posted on Twitter appears to present a lengthy list of requirements for the people performing during today's Yeezy Season 3/The Life Of Pablo joint event. It's unclear if the list is addressed to models, dancers, or both. It appears to have been put together quickly, as there are several typos.
Some of the items prohibit very specific actions: "DO NOT EVER LOOK AT THE JUMBOTRON," "NO SMILE," "NO SEXY POSING," "NO WHISPER." Some leave very little room to maneuver, like this pair, "NO FAST MOVEMENTS" and "NO SLOW MOVEMENTS." The best are the encouraging ones like "BE CALM, BE STRONG, BE NEUTRAL" and "YOU ARE A PICTURE."
Twitter was quick to crack jokes about the large number of restraints imposed by Kanye.