Not that we're stalkers (but not that we're not stalkers), but we found the two years abandoned blog of Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig. College-era Koenig is feeling it: All of this Riddims Research is getting me pumped for an English class I'm taking next semester called "Parody, Plagiarism and Postcolonialism." Hey man, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. We remember taking a class called Feminist Critiques of National Elections. Shit melted minds. Peep Internet Vibes for Billy Joel contemplation, ghost shoe photos, MIA, grocery stores, and a lot of vacations. "My favorite kinds of music are rap and rock." WE FEEL YOU.