We always suspected that the Black Lips' whole thing where they spit in each other's mouths and get wasted on stage was actually just an act and that secretly the band was really wholesome and liked doing family activities and spending Christmas together. Never mind the fact that there are a bunch of scenes involving a clown ruining a birthday party (creepy), and that the general concept of a group of grown men prancing around like children is also a little weird, we're sticking with our Wholesome Black Lips hypothesis from here on out—or until we next see them live. 200 Million Thousand is in stores right now.