The other night we caught a screening of Tetro, the new Francis Ford Coppola film starring Vincent Gallo, who predictably spends most of the movie being an asshole. It's shot almost entirely in black & white, but there's one flashback scene in full color where the young Gallo confronts his pompous, cigar-smoking father outside of the family's beach house while wearing a pair of the most intensely blue five pocket pants we have ever seen. These pants are a lot like the ones in the movie, and even more like the ones we plan on wearing near beach houses all summer long.