While Drake is talking on his phone and texting, maybe checking on his latest $2 million wire transfer, you just go 'head and shop til you drop. And honestly, if you're gonna let a loved one buy you whatever you want, it's better if they're distracted before they hand over the black card, so they won't judge your impulse decision to purchase the entire line of Teapups. Recession special: reality rap! Drake is the only new rapper who could remix this without sounding like a Vuitton full of merde. Well Spencer Pratt could do it, but then we'd have to kill ourselves, so here's to hoping.
