If you've ever attempted to write a love letter and it included the word "nahmean," you're either a genius or you've done something terribly wrong. Why risk it when you could just plagiarize His Clancyness onto a nice piece of stationary? By the time he's famous enough for her to realize the uncanny similarities in your poetry and his, you should have enough kids together to convince her it was a sweet gesture and not the action of a weak heart. And then you can listen to this song and laugh about it while you do the dishes for the next 40 years to make up for it. Steal away after the jump and look for the single soon on Mirror Universe.
Download: His Clancyness, "Mistify The Ocean"
And if you mistify the ocean
then you can mistify my heart
and if you mistify my heart
well then I suppose you've mistified
everything (that) blinds out dear
now you can grip the bare essentials
far more luck
far more luck
Can't you see?
We have forgotten,
in retrospect,
I've got the ocean
for you, for you
And if you mistify the ocean
then you can mistify my heart
and if you mistify my heart
well then I suppose you've mistified
Can't you see?
We have forgotten,
in retrospect,
I've got the ocean
for you, for you
You've lived the life you chose
You've lived the life you chose
But I don't know your game
But I see love the same
You chose the life you lived
You chose the life you lived
But I don't know your game
But I see love the same
Yes I do