Jamaica is, undoubtedly, the most superior Clarks-wearing nation on the face on this Earth, and we've always suspected that there was a secret Yardie factory, churning out custom wallabees and desert boots deep in the bowels of Kingston. Vybz Kartel and his new foot-stomping commercial "Clarkes" bring us one step closer to the truth—Yes, Vybz your collection is fiyah, and we want to know where we can cop flame colored wallys too. As well as giving a visual tour of his entire shoe closet—which is actually awesomely and authentically worn-in—Vbyz dishes out lots of good care-giving tips like: "Tootbrush get out di dust fas." Songstress Vanessa Bling chimes in, advising her badman on the proper hygiene and warns against "cheesy foot." In other words fresh kicks demand an equally fresh sock game this spring. (Via A Silent Flute)