This is a shining moment in pop culture: True Blood fanatic Snoop Dogg wrote a hilarious and brilliant pillow-talk ode to the show's main character, Sookie Stackhouse. We'll do it in the daytime/ Bill won't know a thing. Touche, "Tru Pimp," and shout to the quartet of faux Anna Paquins dancing behind you. Season three started last week but we haven't watched it yet so please, no spoilers in the comments.