Loads of high school nerds (us!) get into clothing because they are decidedly not into sports, but hey, its 2011, there's got to be some burgeoning overlap. Vogue asked their favorite New York Knick to teach cutie-pie Editor-at-Large Hamish Bowles how to play and an ensuing video is weird farce and maybe even a little tense because of the two contrasting performances of masculinity on display, Stoudemire an oversized vision of prowess, Bowles a tad bit nervous like it's sophomore gym class. Look at the difference in these two men's arms: one set spindly and precious, the other gigantic and covered in tattoos including, above the shoulder, a piece that reads "Black Jesus". Don't know which one of these guys we love more after watching this. They own two very different sides of our heart.
Watch Amar'e Stoudemire teach Vogue's Hamish Bowles how to shoot.