Listmania 2015!

Getty Images (23); Drake: Mark Peckmezian; Skepta: SAMUEL BRADLEY

6 Important Moments That Happened On A Hoverboard

6. Chris Brown flexing his dance moves

5. Chris Brown curving TMZ

4. Migos and Young Thug testing out an IO Hawk

3. JME and his friends going ham in the “Test Me” video

2. Wiz Khalifa getting arrested

3 cops yell stop resisting. Only thing to do is let em know. I'm not resisting, I'm doin what I want.

A video posted by Wiz Khalifa (@mistercap) on Aug 22, 2015 at 5:36pm PDT

1. This random guy going as Aladdin for Halloween

Strains Of Weed We Smoked This Year That Don't Sound Real

1. Ghost Train
2. Barry White
3. Puma
4. Lucky Charms
5. Salmon Creek

Top 9 Songs From 2014 That We Listened To In 2015

9. Holly Herndon, "Chorus"
8. Pure X, “Every Tomorrow”
7. Sam Hunt, “Take Your Time”
6. Zoe Muth, “Little Piece of History”
5. Skepta, “It Ain’t Safe”
4. Modern Baseball, “Rock Bottom”
3. All of The Pinkprint
2. Tinashe, “All Hands on Deck”
1. Fetty Wap, "Trap Queen"

Male Champions Of The Thirst Trap Selfie, From Least To Most Thirsty

4. Safaree Samuels

A photo posted by Safaree 🇯🇲 (@iamsafaree) on Aug 15, 2015 at 10:55am PDT

3. Drake

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Oct 4, 2015 at 11:24am PDT

2. The Game

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Dec 10, 2015 at 3:36pm PST

1. Usher

A photo posted by Usher (@howuseeit) on Nov 23, 2015 at 8:33pm PST

7 People We're Still Waiting On Albums From

1. Frank Ocean
2. Kanye West
3. Rihanna
4. Usher
5. Kelela
6. Drake
7. Skepta

Top Thing The Rihanna Navy Wants To Know

1. Where are the answers to the 5 questions

3 Times We Knew Hpnotiq’s Comeback Was For Real

1. When P-Lo finished a bottle on Halloween

💔🌊

A photo posted by P-Lo Aka Lil Stunna (@heartbreakplo) on Nov 1, 2015 at 4:53pm PST

2. At Matthew Trammell’s birthday party

#np "Been Around The World (Remix)"

A photo posted by Matthew Trammell (@trmmll) on Feb 28, 2015 at 11:28pm PST

3. When a trendy Manhattan cocktail bar poured some in Sofia Coppola’s canned champagne

A photo posted by GENUINE Liquorette (@genuineliquorette) on Nov 11, 2015 at 2:33pm PST

8 Best Things In DJ Khaled’s Backyard Snapchats

8. LED jacuzzi lights
7. The coconut trees
6. His orchid
5. The jetski
4. His lion statue
3. Iguana traps
2. The hammock
1. His garden hose

Top 6 Promo Items We Were Surprised Labels Had Money For

6. Jadakiss balaclava
5. August Alsina bouquet of roses
4. Fetty Wap “679” listening party cups
3. The Weeknd phone pouches for phones confiscated during listening session
2. K Camp stress ball
1. Vince Staples water bottle

People That Need To Step Into The Shade Room Immediately

8. Marc Jacobs
7. Cate Blanchett
6. Quincy Jones
5. The person who makes all of the Kardashian’s big salads
4. Michael Caine
3. Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry
2. Rob Kardashian
1. Hillary Clinton

Top 6 Potential Lineups For A Bernie Sanders Tribute Song Featuring Known Supporters

6. Lil B featuring Jello Biafra
5. Lil B featuring Thurston Moore
4. Lil B featuring Zoë Kravitz and Yoni Wolf
3. Lil B (solo)
2. Lil B featuring Killer Mike, Scarface, Bun B, and Lucinda Williams
1. Lil B featuring Anthony Keidis, from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Things Naomi Thinks Future Should Consider Doing In 2016

1. Cut his dreads to shoulder length
2. Stop with the hat

Songs Meek Mill Used To Subtweet Drake That Drake Also Played During His FADER Photo Shoot

1. Future, "Stick Talk"

6 Things We Were Excited That Adele Got Excited About

Throwing it way back with this! Thank you for all the love, I am so blown away. X #TBT

A photo posted by @adele on Oct 29, 2015 at 5:42am PDT

6. Xavier Dolan
5. MTV's Teen Mom
4. Tobias Jesso Jr.
3. Carbs
2. Britney Spears and The Spice Girls
1. “Frank fucking Ocean”

People Featured On Jamie xx’s “I Know There’s Gonna Be (Good Times),” According To Young Thug

3. Young Thug
2. “Some Jamaican guy”
1. Johnny X

Best New Facial Hair

6. Denzel
5. Justin Bieber’s lil scruff
4. Willie Geist
3. Zayn Malik
2. Drake
1. FADER contributor Alex G. Frank

8 Sprite Shoutouts From Brand Ambassador Vince Staples That Were Funnier Than Your Blog Posts

1.

Sprite is vegan. https://t.co/XgwTIY4fT0
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) July 25, 2015

2.

If I ever get in a rap beef I'm just gonna send Sprite to their house as a peace offering.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) July 22, 2015

3.

I am here to unite us all. Peace and equality. You will all thank me later. One nation under Sprite.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) August 9, 2015

4.

And the next person I see with their child on a leash like they eating Pedigree I'm calling them people's on you & that's on Sprite.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) August 9, 2015

5.

I'm about to watch this movie you guys get some sleep & remember to finish your night with a Sprite.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) October 28, 2015

6.

I heard Vince Staples is performing live at UC Santa Barara tomorrow and he's bringing Sprite.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) November 19, 2015

7.

RT IF YOU EVER BOUGHT A SPRITE https://t.co/gD5hdY4dmK
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) July 22, 2015

8.

Too much Sprite in the world for this negativity.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) July 22, 2015

Top 3 Enforcement Agents The Internet Thirsted Over This Year

3. Adele’s Bodyguard
2. Jennifer Lawrence’s bodyguard
1. The FBI agent arresting Martin Shkreli

Top 3 Flavors Of Chupa Chups, A Frequently Consumed FADER Office Treat

A photo posted by Chupa Chups World (@chupachupsworld) on Dec 15, 2015 at 5:00am PST

3. Special Edition Mango
2. Chocolate and Vanilla
1. Strawberries and Cream

4 Things That Happened During The Grammys That Seemed Vaguely Funny At The Time

4. Jokes about Prince’s orange outfit
3. Jokes about Pharrell being an elevator operator
2. Beck winning
1. Jokes about Iggy Azalea’s birdnest/challah hair (still funny tbh)

Top 3 Batshit Things Rick Owens Did

Francois Guillot / Getty Images

3. Rick Owens Sends Peek-A-Boo Penises Out On The Runway
2. Rick Owens Punches Out "Crazy, Rogue Fucking Model"
1. The Internet Is Freaking Out About Rick Owens' "Human Backpacks"

Top 5 Actually Perfect Lines From The Zola Story

5. “FAMILIES LIVE HERE BRO WTF”
4. “(Ima full nude typa bitch)”
3. “we vibing over our hoeism or whatever”
2. “this nigga lost in the sauce and & his bitch lost in the game”
1. “I leave & go down to the pool. I mean, i am in florida!”

5 Cute #FADERSelfies

1.

Giphy cam is sooo fun.💰💰💰 @postmalone #faderselfie

A video posted by The FADER (@thefader) on Aug 20, 2015 at 2:41pm PDT

2.

Heard new 🔥🔥🔥 from @eearz and mikewillmadeit today. #faderselfie

A photo posted by The FADER (@thefader) on Jul 23, 2015 at 1:28pm PDT

3.

#GENF alum @kaliuchis_ 🔥#faderselfie

A photo posted by The FADER (@thefader) on Dec 7, 2014 at 5:39pm PST

4.

@fettywap1738 just played us that new "My Way" remix feat. @champagnepapi 🙏 #faderselfie

A photo posted by The FADER (@thefader) on May 5, 2015 at 12:39pm PDT

5.

Oneohtrix Point Never stopped by The FADER office to hang today 😊 #faderselfie

A photo posted by The FADER (@thefader) on Jul 21, 2015 at 1:13pm PDT

8 Emojis We Still Need

1. vomiting face
2. nauseated face
3. eyebrows
4. butt crack
5. ¯\(ツ)/¯
6. dumplings
7. a fat joint
8. Justin Bieber’s dick

Words That Were In

lit
fam
skrt
washed
a carry
extra
trash
"it me"

Words That Were Out

lit
squad
basic
goals
fleek
slay
bae

6 Most Supportive Tweets From @TinasheGramma

6.

Love the pink lipstick on Tinashe
— TinasheGramma (@TinasheGramma) November 3, 2015

5.

Tinashe has been trending quite well on billboard today!
— TinasheGramma (@TinasheGramma) October 31, 2015

4.

There must be at least 28 hours in Tinashe's day!
— TinasheGramma (@TinasheGramma) September 4, 2015

3.

I was the first family member to hold Tinashe. She was beautiful from day 1.
— TinasheGramma (@TinasheGramma) February 6, 2015

2.

Make no mistake about it, Tinashe is a wonderful person. I texted her yesterday and she answered me right back.
— TinasheGramma (@TinasheGramma) October 18, 2015

1.

I like her hair curly but I love it on top of her head.
— TinasheGramma (@TinasheGramma) September 4, 2015

3 Songs That Suggest John Mayer Thirst Is Alive And A Comeback Is Imminent

1. Justin Bieber, “Love Yourself”
2. Jeremih, “Paradise”
3. Ty Dolla $ign f. Babyface, “Solid”

7 Legitimately Good Songs Kylie Jenner Co-Signed On Instagram

A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Nov 26, 2015 at 3:49pm PST

1. Justin Bieber, "Sorry"
2. Bryson Tiller, “Come Up”
3. Roy Woods f. Drake, “Drama”
4. Drake f. PARTYNEXTDOOR, “Preach”
5. Future, “Rich Sex”
6. T-Wayne, “Nasty (Freestyle)”
7. Tink, “Treat Me Like Somebody”

9 Shades Of Drake’s Beard

1. Contemplating growth

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Jan 12, 2015 at 8:00pm PST

2. An early test run

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Feb 7, 2015 at 1:37pm PST

3. What if?

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Mar 18, 2015 at 10:08pm PDT

4. Nah, not yet

This is how I look when I see girls posting about discounts on skinny teas and protein shakes 💪

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Mar 26, 2015 at 5:59pm PDT

5. Oh, okay

@ovojonnyroxx Tank got me working at the Palace!!!!! Push Pounds

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on May 27, 2015 at 4:38pm PDT

6. Let's talk about it

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Jun 3, 2015 at 5:53pm PDT

7. It's a business beard

That boy E Cue. 🙏🙏

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Jun 8, 2015 at 1:12pm PDT

8. Trus mi daddi

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Jul 7, 2015 at 3:08am PDT

9. What a time!

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Nov 30, 2015 at 11:59pm PST

5 Surreal Listening Sessions That Happened In The FADER Office

1. When Skepta hijacked the aux to play Tame Impala
2. When Mike WiLL brought a mysterious pink liqueur to share and Eearz rapped his entire album live on a table
3. When Wyclef Jean danced with an intern
4. When YG showed videos of his baby on an iPhone
5. When we ate bagels and blasted Deafheaven at 10am

Best Deep Cut Hotline Bling Remixes

4. Sizzla x Drake x Willy Chin, "1-800-GIVEMEATRY"
3. Trina, "1-900-BADDEST"
2. Jadakiss f. Nino Man, "THotline Bling"
1. Iman Shumpert, "Highlight Reel (Hotline Bling)"

Top 4 Teams At Drake’s Competitive 29th Birthday Party #DrakeGames2015

1. The Eastside Catty Whisperers
2. The Scarborough Fry Skulls
3. The Kennedey Rd. Pieces
4. The Toronto Wastemans

Things That Seem Chill About Apple Music Executive Larry Jackson’s Life

3. Referring to making calls on a yacht on a Sunday as “Smilin’ n’ dialin’”
2. Going to Australia on Thanksgiving because #dutycalls
1. Tequila with Oprah

11 Times A Woman Covered A Man's Song And Owen Liked It Better

1. Carly Rae Jepsen, "Last Christmas"
2. Karen O, “Obsession”
3. Julianna Barwick, “Dream Baby Dream”
4. Natalie Prass, "Raining Blood"
5. Courtney Barnett "Charecoal Lane"
6. Lana Del Rey, "Some Things Last a Long Time"
7. Sevyn, "Don't"
8. Mila J, "Friends"
9. Kacey Musgraves, “Yellow”
10. Metric, "Feels Like We Only Go Backwards"
11. Florence + The Machine, “Times Like These”

Artists We Hope To Hear More From in 2016

Stormzy
Kamaiyah
Jai Paul
sky Ferreira
Amnesia Scanner
dvsn
Maty Noyes
Kablam
Lil B
Danny Brown
Chino Amobi
SheLovesMeechie
Whitney
Ta-ha
The artist formerly known as Unicorn Kid

Top 5 Soundtrack Decisions Of 2015, According To Patrick

5. Arthur Russell’s “A Little Lost” when Rachel moves out on Master of None
4. Amy Winehouse recording “Back to Black” with Mark Ronson in AMY
3. Every climactic beat-drop in Heaven Knows What
2. When Carol puts on “You Belong To Me” while driving with Terese
1. Disasterpeace’s spooky-as-hell It Follows score

<a href="http://music.disasterpeace.com/album/it-follows">It Follows by Disasterpeace</a>

8 New Stunts Artists Pulled To Draw Attention To Their Releases

1. Erykah Badu filmed her video live on Periscope
2. Justin Bieber released his “Hotline Bling” remix on an actual hotline
4. Animal Collective previewed their album in the Baltimore airport
5. Kendrick Lamar premiered the video for “King Kunta” in Times Square
6. Yung Jake made a video you need two phones to watch on Snapchat
7. Oneohtrix Point Never created a alternate alien universe where Blogspot is still a thing
8. Rihanna made a Samsung game from hell

4 Times @Rawiya Went Viral

1.

here is confirmed legend ESCO dabbing in front of the white house pic.twitter.com/ZKAVC2CSpc
— shaaaky rawiya (@rawiya) September 3, 2015

2.

lol 2015 has been quite a year of discovery for white people pic.twitter.com/pTLBtaztdI
— shaaaky rawiya (@rawiya) August 25, 2015

3.

twitter terms & conditions should include a clause requiring users to acknowledge that it's not that deep fam
— shaaaky rawiya (@rawiya) July 29, 2015

4.

kendricks braids are so tight i have a secondhand migraine pic.twitter.com/ozxU36nBK5
— shaaaky rawiya (@rawiya) September 15, 2015

4 Times @Rawiya Should Have Gone Viral

1.

u know when that selective outrage bling
— shaaaky rawiya (@rawiya) October 20, 2015

2.

will never forget where i was or what i was wearing the day i found out some people still use the spacebar to indent
— shaaaky rawiya (@rawiya) October 13, 2015

3.

smh these kids gotta find a new hustle , lets not bring "10,000 RTs and teacher will cancel our exam" into 2016
— shaaaky rawiya (@rawiya) December 11, 2015

4.

i swear i'm north west to the bullshit pic.twitter.com/mlqF5AIlzy
— shaaaky rawiya (@rawiya) September 7, 2015

Top 10 Tweets From Retired 1990s Yankees And Phillies Baseball Player Ricky Ledee

10.

I AM A BIGGER FLYERS FAN BUT I HAVE TO ROOT FOR MY WIFES TEAM TO BE FAIR TO HER
— Ricky Ledee (@ricky_ledee) December 3, 2015

9.

Anyone else like cider I'm starting to like this stuff a lot a real lot pic.twitter.com/iOwfVeMPyc
— Ricky Ledee (@ricky_ledee) September 25, 2015

8.

Can't believe I'm going to CVS AGAIN WAS JUST THERE THIS MORNING PICking up q tips
— Ricky Ledee (@ricky_ledee) September 11, 2015

7.

I have to use sensitive skin body soap and shaving cream
— Ricky Ledee (@ricky_ledee) November 21, 2015

6.

Just hearing I wasn't invited to alumni day for the Phillies. Again. What did I do wrong seriously
— Ricky Ledee (@ricky_ledee) April 4, 2015

5.

I have not been asked to go to Phillies alumni weekend again so stop asking me about it
— Ricky Ledee (@ricky_ledee) July 29, 2015

4.

Ilmmm at the bar again not able to gym today
— Ricky Ledee (@ricky_ledee) February 11, 2015

3.

pic.twitter.com/ka1omb4fkV
— Ricky Ledee (@ricky_ledee) June 16, 2015

2.

Did not MEAN TO POST A PIC OF A TRASH CAN LAST NIGHT THAT WAS MEANT TO BE AN EMAIL
— Ricky Ledee (@ricky_ledee) June 16, 2015

1.

I'm in troublle pic.twitter.com/xv1l7UkObh
— Ricky Ledee (@ricky_ledee) January 20, 2015

4 Times Rappers Switched It Up Like Ginobli

A photo posted by Manu Ginobili (@manuginobili) on Oct 6, 2015 at 12:52pm PDT

4. Spur of the moment, I ball like Ginobli —Nicki Minaj on “Big Daddy”
3. I hit that Ginobli with my left hand up like, woo! —Drake on “Jumpman”
2. Switch it, switch it, like Ginobli —Puffy L’z “Switch It Up”
1. Switch it up with the left, like Ginobli —Mo-G on “Still”

Things That Duncan Honestly Thought Were Going To Be Good

1. Zac Efron's EDM movie
2. 2015

Things That Don’t Feel Like They Happened This Year That We Still Want To Talk About

1. North West in the “Only One” video
2. SremmLife
3. “FourFiveSeconds”
4. Malia Obama’s Pro Era selfie

Things That Don’t Feel Like They Happened This Year That We Don’t Want To Talk About

1. The dress
2. Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz
3. When Slim Jimmy opened that gash in his leg
4. When the L train just, like, didn’t run on weekends
5. Left Shark

Top Under-Appreciated Holidays

8. Labor Day
7. Purim
6. Mischief Night
5. Flag Day
4. Boxing Day
3. Tu BiShvat
2. National Siblings Day
1. Mariah Carey Thanksgiving

5 Perfect Memes Courtesy Of Short-Lived NYC Art World Parody Account @Freeze_De

1.

A photo posted by freeze d/e (@freeze_de) on Mar 10, 2015 at 9:02am PDT

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A photo posted by freeze d/e (@freeze_de) on Mar 9, 2015 at 11:50am PDT

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A photo posted by freeze d/e (@freeze_de) on Apr 6, 2015 at 11:59am PDT

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A photo posted by freeze d/e (@freeze_de) on Mar 1, 2015 at 2:56pm PST

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A photo posted by freeze d/e (@freeze_de) on Feb 17, 2015 at 9:11am PST

3 Skepta Tweets That Were Better Than Therapy

1.

Can't have true Life lesson convos with people that know more about other people than themselves.
— SKEPTA (@Skepta) November 6, 2015

2.

Right now man just have to concentrate on good energy. Real tunnel vision ting.
— SKEPTA (@Skepta) August 29, 2015

3.

So now I embrace it all, do good every day, break the stereotypes, keep seeing people in places they thought they'd never see us. 👋🏾😈
— SKEPTA (@Skepta) October 5, 2015

Top 3 Legacy Rock Bands Whose Facebook Pages Were Hacked By Pornbots

3. Minor Threat
2. Death Cab For Cutie
1. The Yardbirds

4 Trends FADER Style Declared Dead This Year

1. Minimalism
2. Normcore
3. Health Goth
4. The Bodycon Dress

17 Imaginative And Mostly NSFW Hashtags Invented By The Game

1.
#WitBrysonTillerOvertimePlayin #OnRepeatTilYoPussyLearnTheWords
#ThenImGoneStickMyTongueInsideThatPinkPaddedWallTiliMakeYoVaginaSpitThe1stVerse
2.
#itsGottaFeelGoodToHaveACareerOtherThanWaistTrainingTeaDrinkinOrTeethWhitenin
3.
#YoDaddyJustWasntPackinSoGeneticallyYourLifeFuckedUp #MyDaddyWasADragonSlayerOutHereAndItGotPassedDownToMe #MyGrandaddyWasASeaMonsterKiller #ItRunsInTheFamily
4.
#ThousandDollarsShouldAtLeastGetANiggaAPeanutButterAndJellySammich
5.
#ThatHopOutARedVelvetCakeDick
6.
#LetMeKnowWhenYoureReadyAndillMarryYouAndBeEverythingYouEverDreamedOf
7.
#LayYoAssHereAndGetLickedTilTheNBAChampionshipSeriesOver
8.
#PutTheHeelsOfYourFeetOnMyCalvesAndPullMeInTilYouFeelMeInYourSoul
9.
#PutsDickBackInTheVersaceBoxers #PullsPantsUp #ZipsZipperAndPretendsLikeIWasSleep
10.
#MyGrandmaNeedsNoFilter #SheLookBetterThanSomeOfThese100kChicksOnHere
11.
#AhEatItLikeItCameWitMyRedSnapperOrder
12.
#iAintTalkinNoEBTpurchase #ImTalkin800dollarsWorthAShitIn4BasketsEatTheBooty
13.
#IfYouDidntHaveNoOverallsYouWasntShit
14.
#TheNewHairRelaxerAndLeaveInConditonerInOne #Yep #PussyJuice.
15.
#YouKnowThatSkittlesCommercialWhereTheyBeLikeTasteTheRainbow #WellFuckDatCommercial
16.
#PictureUsLayedAllUpWatchingNetFlix #OhAndYouKnowWhatRhymeWithNetFlix #BestDick
17.
#SorryBoutTheVulgarity

6 Vines That Made Nazuk Stop Breathing

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