On our hunt for crazy accessories we stumbled upon Hilde De Decker - she's got pumpkn rings, lots of tomatoes, and a few very phallic looking gerkin pieces too. We don't know how to wear, maintain, or even order any of these veg-tastic pieces (can they even legally be sent through the mail?) but if you click through 80 pics on Hilde's site, you'll eventually hit an email, why not hit her up and see what the deal is?