Because we are auteurs and not mathematicians (it's been a slow downhill since high school calculus) we divided wrong and now you only get two poems today and then four each on Monday and Tuesday. But you also get this bonus "Falsetto" video. And, shit, the poems are acrostics from The-Dream's songs "She Needs My Love" and "Falsetto" and we promise you are better than 2004-2006 US Poet Laureate Ted Kooser's poems (We hate him. Remember that poem he wrote about his birthday and sitting in the dark with a book? That was garbage. Turn the light on, dog. A forced moment is not a moment!) but probably not as good 2003-2004 US Poet Laureate Louise Glück because you cannot be as good as her. Check after the jump if we are wrong (but we're right—screw Kooser!)
She’s
Hurting.
Emotions
Not
Ever
Engaged.
Don't
Say
Mean
Yelling.
Let
Our
Vows
Erupt
--
Faint
Amazing
Love
Sounds
Extraordinary
To
Those
Open
