We are mega into the concept of Swag School because, like, some people need it really bad, and we generally like to surround ourselves with swaggy folks because, you know, duh. We also like the concept of "Swag Camp" for those with special needs, like people who need to figure out how to up their swag but also need to learn how to swim and ride horses. Equestrianism = that ninety-ninth percentile swag. Even though we are actually gunning for populist ish. For now, let Big Tuck and Fat Bastard, ambassadors of D-Town, be your substitute teachers in the mysterious and ancient arts of freshness. Learn to smell like money! Learn to stay clean! Learn to be a diva or don! Afterwards, you should totally come to our party!
