Once upon a time, there was a dreadlocked satyr who danced in the forest, sang about love and deflowered Cosby kids. In another part of the land were leathered elves who brought forth the sounds of hell from a mighty cross made of light. For many eons the satyr and the elves walked peacefully and innocently, naive of each others powers. Until one day, when the heat fell upon the great city of New York and forced all from their enclaves to gather at the Shake Shack, the satyr and the elves met on common ground and from then on the world was never the same, for their mighty energies merged to form ONE OF THE MOST AMA… oh wait this is kind of exactly what you'd expect. Oh well!
