Michael Bay's Teenage Music Ninja Turtles is in theaters next week, and the film's producers have enlisted (and heftily compensated, we're sure) Wiz Khalifa, Juicy J, Ty Dolla $ign, Kill The Noise and Madsonik for this chaotic posse cut--the audio equivalent of the mile-high explosions and wit-wracked puns the film is sure to be stuffed with. But there's one gaffe that has us shell shocked: three of the most iconic weed rappers in the game were met with source material as potent as the Ninja Turtles and didn't roll out one stoned zinger. You know, the turtles are green? They move slow? They regularly eat their weight in pizza? Anything? Wiz snuck I'll be posted where the strong is at past music supervisors, and Juicy's All this green in my pocket, you can call it turtle power is halfway there, but the prompt to keep this song PG-13 may have censored this trippy clip out of stoner rap history.
