Cobble Hill staple Brucie is no stranger to ingenious menu concoctions: last year's Beyoncé-themed Valentine's day spread was a stroke of true genius. For 2015, they've significantly upped their game, offering two menus that represent the two halves of Kim and Kanye. The "Kim" features items like "Stuffed Kalimari" and "24 Karrot Terrine," while the "Kanye" side of things features high-end ingredients paired with Yeezy song titles. The result is a squid ink tagliatelle with duck confit called "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy," and a "'Bound 2' Pork Roulade Bourguinon." Couples can choose from either menu for each course, or they can go for the sharing platters, one of which is obviously called "North West." The menu is extravagant, decadent, and a little ridiculous—just like our favorite couple. Make your reservations now because this is sure to sell out even faster than Bey's dinner did.
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