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Trump Signed A Holocaust Museum Book Of Remembrance Like A Grade Schooler, And 29 Other Facts You Need To Know Immediately

From congratulating Duterte on his bloody drug war to lecturing NATO on defense spending, here’s everything Trump did this week.

May 26, 2017
1. Met with potential special counsel lawyers for his Russia investigation.
2. Took a fun trip to Saudi Arabia, where he touched this glowing orb for unknown reasons.
3. (And then this happened.)
4. He also sold Saudi Arabia weapons, which he claimed would create jobs.

Turns out those jobs will be in...Saudi Arabia.

5. And then popped over to Israel, where he told Netanyahu he'd just returned from the Middle East. 🤔
6. Shared this "dessert" with Netanyahu.
8. Signed the Yad Vashem Holocaust Museum's Book Of Remembrance like a grade-schooler.

After spending no more than 15 minutes at the Jerusalem museum.

9. This:
10. Called Duterte to tell him he's doing a great job with his murderous drug war.
11. And casually told him about the submarines the U.S. has near Korea.
12. Went to Rome.
13. Met with the Pope.
14. Listened to the Pope ask Melania what the heck she even feeds her husband.
15. Confirmed he made a $2 trillion error in the budget.
16. But defended it anyway.
17. Found out former CIA director Brennan testified that he was aware of collusion between Russians and the Trump campaign.
18. Continued to ignore his pledge to track foreign payments to the Trump Organization.
19. Fucked up our relationship with the U.K. some more.
20. Tried to school NATO on defense spending.

Bruh, come on.

21. Shoved Montenegro's Prime Minister Dusko Markovic out of his way for NATO picture time.
22. Met with new French President Emmanuel Macron.
23. Told the European Union that Germany is "very bad" and that he "will stop" German car sales in the U.S.

BUT. WHY.

24. Said nothing about Gianforte — a candidate he endorsed — body-slamming a reporter.
25. Got his travel ban blocked by another court — this time, the 4th U.S. Circuit Court Of Appeals.
26. Bragged on Twitter about his 48% approval rating, which is quite literally the lowest approval rating of any president ever. EVER.
27. Released a statement about Ramadan that is mostly about terrorism. 🙄
28. Went to Italy for the G7 conference, where he mostly talked about terrorism... some more.
29. Announced he's going to spend $300 million fighting famine.

OK cool but his budget sucks and he's still spending mad money on personal travel.

30. Found out at least 105 civilians were killed in an attack on Mosul in March, but didn't say anything about it.
Posted: May 26, 2017