Yeah, I wrote this blog for the dick
People are willing to do wild things for the dick.
In April, frisky New Orleans rapper GameOva Reedy dropped an iconic freestyle about the lengths she would go to bust it down for some good dick. In the video for the banger, Reedy has stamina as she twerks on a man dressed as a large inflatable penis and raps over a bounce beat: "I'ma shock that dick / I'ma shoot that glock for that dick."
Now, inspired people all over the internet have banded together in the spirit of being extreme for some worthy peen through their own creative verses with the #ForTheDickChallenge. The movement has also birthed a #ForThePussyChallenge.
Things reached a new level this morning when Erykah Badu joined in with some dickmatized bars in a video she uploaded to Instagram. After a modest start, Badu goes in: "Buck a bitch in the head for the dick / Fuck woke I'm dead for the dick."
When I first saw the videos on my timeline, I thought of the lies, late-night texts sent from janky international trap phones, and tricks that went into a few of my own dick-too-bomb moments of desperation. Naturally, I found myself cackling while nodding in agreement at these hilarious bops. Listen, if some spectacular sex were to come your way, what would you do?! Don't judge.