Who hasn't wondered what Peg Bundy would look like as a dancehall queen? Answer: Nicki Minaj sharting brilliant Brit patois in a Long Island stylee all over this video. Whoever edited it takes L though, some of those far away shots are garbaggio. WE WANT HER ALL UP IN OUR FACEPIECES AT ALL TIMES! Sean Kingston, god bless him, looks like a teenage mutant ninja gummi bear. (via Semtex)